Oct. 6, 2025

Episode 36: Fast Food Confessions: Protein Coffees, Happy Meals & Travel Mishaps

Episode 36: Fast Food Confessions: Protein Coffees, Happy Meals & Travel Mishaps
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Episode 36: Fast Food Confessions: Protein Coffees, Happy Meals & Travel Mishaps

Ever tried eating a block of cheese in a hotel room with no cutlery? Been personally victimized by Starbucks’ “protein” coffee calories? Same. In this week’s episode, Hannah and Steph swap hilarious travel stories, unpack the truth behind Starbucks and Tim Hortons’ new protein drinks, and share their favourite fast-food and coffee hacks that actually work for bariatric life. From Happy Meals to DIY protein lattes, this one’s full of real talk, laughs, and game-changing tips for life on the go.

Grab your protein shake (or a cake pop — we won’t judge) and tune in!

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Hey Steph! Hello! Welcome back to another bi

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-weekly episode of Fairness is Winter podcast.

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Switching it up. Love it. How have you been?

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How are things going? Good. I just got back from

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a work trip last night, so that was interesting.

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Love it. First like big post. post -surgery trip

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um well yeah work trip did one with the family

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but this was one where um it was like a work

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conference it was actually I'd say it was really

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different because when I went on my first post

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-bariatric trip with my family I could control

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a lot of things whereas with this trip it was

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a work conference um Where I didn't have a lot

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of control over schedules and food options and

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all of that kind of stuff. So it was very different.

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I love it. Yeah, I remember. Boy, this was not

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like ideal, but my first work trip was April.

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I had surgery in March, but it was like. you

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have to come to Montreal. Like we've got this

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work thing. And I remember the sheer panic I

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had before going, I'm only a month post -op and

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it was Montreal. And I spoke no French, but I

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was like, I must find a grocery store. And I

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bought the weirdest, dumbest shit. Like I bought

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it. Cause like, here's where my brain was. So

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I bought a block of cheese. I bought some hard

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boiled eggs. I bought deli meat. I bought. an

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uncut loaf of bread don't know why um i got some

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what i thought were protein shakes and ended

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up being like insurers instead like oh gosh um

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i was about to say like you know the old people

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drink but i'm pretty sure that's offensive but

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you know like the when you're old and you need

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to get your meal replacement yeah didn't buy

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protein shakes but meal replacement shakes uh

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i don't remember what else but i just i remember

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getting back to the hotel and going what did

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i do cutlery would have been a great idea hannah

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maybe some six o 'clock bags. So I'm just sitting

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in this hotel room with no knives, no nothing.

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And I'm like, so how am I going to, how am I

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going to cut this lettuce? How am I supposed

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to cut this cheese? Like, what am I doing? No

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one's watching. Just pick it up and mow down.

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And I was like, so am I just going to roll up

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to the office and be that weird person who meets

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everyone for the first time with a bag of hard

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-boiled eggs and a block of cheese? And I'm going

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to be like, yeah, hey guys, this is what I'm

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doing for three full days. now on this loaf of

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bread over here don't mind me just eating just

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eating this I didn't even eat the bread because

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I can't like bread and pizza dough specifically

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don't like no and I okay so you went on a work

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trip I moved the exact length of time you were

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away I was moving yeah the night before I moved

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obviously everything had been packed so I was

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like what am I gonna do and I hadn't eaten all

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day so I was like Here comes head hunger. Like

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I was starving. I'm going to just door dash a

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bunch of dumb shit to my house. Oh, cool. Super

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thin crust pizza with mushrooms. Like, wow, that

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sounds so good. I'm going to just put that in

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the oven. It'll be great. And I'm talking thin,

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like, like paper thin pizza. So I'm like, this

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will be fine. So I get it out of the oven and

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I cut a piece of it. And I think I messaged you

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the next day being like, so still can't eat pizza.

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Still not a thing I can eat. I was horrifically

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ill. Which sucks. Yeah. I had super swelling

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in my stomach. I had a lot of pain. I had to

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just lay down. I definitely felt the dumping

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syndrome, which is different when you're further

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out. It's less of like, I'm going to poop my

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pants. And it's more like, I need to lay down.

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I've got full body sweats. Yeah. I feel like

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I'm dying. You know, people say the meat sweats.

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This is bariatric sweats where I was like, pain,

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the nausea. the sweats and i went great i guess

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i still can't eat pizza uh which was funny but

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that was my but there was my bariatric moment

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of the week guys still can't have that still

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can't have that um that's really crappy yeah

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that was so funny but i did get and i want to

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thank you for this i ordered the the burst i

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don't burst you know whatever it is got the two

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dots over the u so i'm sure it's pronounced differently

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but first so i tried the burst coffee protein

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drinks. I love them. They're so good, eh? They're

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so good. Yeah. They're so good. Which flavor

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did you get? Because there's a couple different.

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So I got the mocha because I read that the dark

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roast was disgusting. So I got mocha and it says

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lightly sweetened and I will definitely say it's

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lightly sweetened. It's not over the top and

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I love it. And I got their new seasonal pumpkin

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spice. I haven't tried it yet. Okay. I haven't

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tried it yet. I haven't either. I heard it was

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good. Now, apparently they have a salted caramel

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that's also seasonal and it's not in stock and

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I can't find it anywhere. But I would definitely

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try that. I like it. Is it a little more of a

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watered down coffee? Yeah. So don't think that

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this is going to be like, whoa, espresso level,

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deep, rich coffee. It is a little on the watered

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down side, but really smooth. No weird protein

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aftertaste. And yeah, I kind of loved it. I tried

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two and I can't remember now which ones when

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I talked to you I tried. I tried I think it was

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like the light roast which was also like lightly

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sweetened. And then I tried the mocha one too.

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And I remember the light roast I think it was

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was sweeter than the mocha which kind of surprised

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me. But they were good. They were like the flavor

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was good. I like that they had the hit of caffeine

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in them. I thought they were. They're a little

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bit pricier than like a Premier Protein or a

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Fairlife or anything like that. But I thought

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they were delicious, too. I thought they were

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delicious, too. And like, so here's the thing,

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like Fairlife is hard to get. I don't want to

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drive. This makes me sound lazy, but I don't

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want to drive all the way to Costco and then

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get there and realize that they don't have in

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stock. And I, in moving, realized. I was not

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drinking Fairlife as fast as I thought I was

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because I found some and I went, oh my God, they're

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expired and I didn't finish them. I just find

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that there's a lot of Fairlife. And now I've

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become a very vanilla girl. Like I want the vanilla.

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I only seem to have frigging chocolate. So I

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want something that I can order. that isn't like,

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I think Fairlife comes in what 18 or 24 bottle

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pack. Like it's a lot. It's eight. I think it's

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18. Yeah. If I remember correctly. And I'm not

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early in my bariatric journey, I was barreling

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through them. Cause like I would have a whole

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meal that was just a shake. Now that I use it

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more like supplementally, I am not barreling

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through them and I find they expire faster than

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others. Um, and I definitely had that. Have you

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seen the weird Reddit posts where people have

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like, the slimy Fairlife where they go to work

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and it looks like slime. Yeah. Honestly, it'll

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make you puke. But so that happened and I immediately

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kind of turned me off of them. So I have, yeah,

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Google it folks. Google Fairlife. Google it because

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I love Fairlife and I'm afraid if I see it now.

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Oh, it's so gross. It's like snot. Like it looks

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like snot boogers. I keep Premier because Premier

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for me is not something I'm going to drink whole.

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I use it as coffee creamer and I love it as coffee

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creamer. It's so great. Burst is my like, am

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I going out? Am I going to the market? Am I going

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shopping? I'm taking one of these because it's

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my coffee and my protein all together. I love

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it. Oh, and this is something, you know what?

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This might just be a, we missed you guys and

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here's our update podcast. Yeah. You know what

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we should talk about? What? And we were going

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to talk about. Our favorite fast food hack. So

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I actually think that this fits. So this week's

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episode is going to be fast food related. The

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protein coffees from Starbucks. Oh, yes. They

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just dropped in Canada. I think in the U .S.

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as well at the same time. Yeah, I looked at them

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when I was at the airport Starbucks. Okay. So

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now we have protein. coffees protein drinks because

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there's like matchas and things as well now we

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have them at starbucks and tim hortons because

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some a listener did message me and say tim hortons

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has had these and the macros are better so i

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now need to look oh i didn't i didn't look at

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the macros for that's what she said now so what

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starbucks has the following folks buckle up sugar

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-free vanilla protein matcha sugar -free vanilla

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protein latte They have a full sugar protein

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matcha, a full sugar vanilla protein latte. And

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then they have full sugar iced banana cream matcha

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with protein. Yeah. Chocolate cream protein cold

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brew iced and an iced vanilla cream protein latte.

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That's so much. Go to their website. It's a ton.

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Yeah. But they have a bunch. The funny thing

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was, I was told we weren't getting them in Canada,

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but I guess that. That's what I heard, too. And

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then all of a sudden, magically, they showed

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up. She's a liar. No, she probably just like

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they probably just don't tell people things that

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they should. Yeah. So these dropped. And I have

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to say, I'm disappointed. A hundred percent.

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I'm disappointed. I think the macros are ludicrously

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bad on these. Yeah. Like just just to. Just to

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throw it and like, boy, we got a lot of comments

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on that post and I really should have gone through

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and liked them. But guys, I was moving. And when

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I tell you that I went to bed at 6 p .m. for

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the last six nights, I'm not even kidding. But

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like, God, thank you all for commenting on this

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post. Like, this is incredible. And I should

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have dropped some hashtags in there. But here

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we go. So the iced banana cream protein matcha.

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And like when I say I will eat anything with

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banana, I almost drove over there to be like

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banana. And then I looked at the macro. So an

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iced banana cream protein matcha grande. That's

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473 milliliters for those who care. 430 calories.

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430 calories. Are you fucking insane? It's insane.

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No, it's ridiculous. It's over the top. It has

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20 grams of fat. 20. I was like. Oh, of that

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20 grams of fat, 13 grams are saturated fat.

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That's the kicker. That's insane. They're not

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okay. And then there's cholesterol, there's sodium,

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there's sodium in everything. There's almost

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40 grams of carbs. I mean, all right, sure, I

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guess. It's going to happen, yeah. 36 grams of

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sugar. 36. That's insane. That's... There is

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no way that is happening. No. I'm sorry. So there's

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24 grams of protein in this and you guys know

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the rule that we usually follow. Add a zero to

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the end of that and the calories should be the

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same or less. This has 430 calories. It is double

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how many calories it should have. So some people

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did ask. Yeah. Oh, well. You know, it's probably

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just the protein drink they're adding in because

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I was under the impression. Now, here is where

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I'm also wrong. I read and I think that this

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is Tim Hortons. I read they were just going to

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use Fairlife milk. That's that was my understanding.

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Yeah. And that's where the protein comes from.

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Which makes sense. Yeah. At Starbucks, that's

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not the case. Oh, yeah. So at Starbucks, they're

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using a whey protein blend. I don't have any

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more info on. Who, what, I have no info on the

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branding, but Starbucks is not using Fairlife

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milk. They're using whey protein blend. See,

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I was trying to watch when I was at the airport.

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I was listening to see if anybody was ordering

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it so that I could see, but nobody was ordering

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it. I just assumed also that Fairlife would be

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the easy way for them to do this. So that's interesting.

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So it's very interesting. My kind of, I don't

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know, a question is like, we do know that protein

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powder has a lot of calories. A scoop of my ghost

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protein powder, I think, is 130 calories. So

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these were never going to be crazy low calorie.

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Like, don't get me wrong. Right. But 430 seems

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super excessive to me because I'm trying to do

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the math. It doesn't. Yeah. It seems way too.

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Because, OK, so do the math with me. Let's say

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let's say you have ghost and I do find ghost

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to be a bit higher in calories than some other

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protein powder. But great. I love the I love

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the taste. So good of titties, as I like to say.

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So let's say that's one hundred and thirty calories.

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You know what? I'll round up to one fifty because

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I think most protein powder is at least one fifty

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or less. If your protein powder is over that,

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we should probably have a conversation about

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why. Yep. But ghost packs a whopping twenty five

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to thirty grams of protein. So let's say I use

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Ghost. It's 150 calories. Sure. Where are the

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other 300 calories coming from? Right? Where?

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And now it's a grande. Okay. So maybe you're

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going to add, what, half a cup to a cup of milk?

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Maybe that's where the calories are coming from?

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Even if it's a cup of milk, I still feel like

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it's too high. A cup of milk should be, what,

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110 calories? Yeah, it still doesn't add up.

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No, I'm still under 300 calories. So I think

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the problem here is this. Well, it's this cream

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that they're adding. And then I think my larger

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problem is. So if you went with an iced latte,

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it drops. It does drop the calories to 270. Great.

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Every single one of these new protein shakes

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has over 30 grams of sugar. There's not one single

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one with less than 30 grams, which is absolutely

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insane. insane now the sugar -free ones probably

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have less sugar because most of your sugar is

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coming from the syrups that they put in it but

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like good god almighty here's the other kicker

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that i told you about my voice chat you have

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to pay a premium for these uh -huh i saw that

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and i don't don't know why don't know why so

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i think i might try because they're special are

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you gonna try it No, fuck no. I thought you were

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going to say, yeah, I was going to say, really?

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I was going to be surprised. I think I might

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try the Tim Hortons one. That follower told us

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that she thought that they tasted great and they

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were way less. I'm super curious. Now, the protein

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isn't as high, but it's not bad. It's like 18

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to 20 grams. Great. That's like a protein bar.

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That's fine. And I think the reason it's low

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is that they're just using milk to get the protein

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in. Which I'm not, I don't hate. But here's the

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kicker. So why would I pay for, like, and I know

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you're in a hurry and you need convenience. But

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here's my hack, guys, and I shared it. Get yourself

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a protein shake, Premier, Fairlife, whatever

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you want. Keep it with you in the car because

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they're shelf stable. They don't need to be refrigerated

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until after they're open. And go to Tim Hortons

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or Dunkin' or Starbucks and you order yourself

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an espresso. Yep. And hell, you can put a pump

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of syrup in because one pump of syrup is less

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than 10 grams of sugar. Yeah. And there's nothing

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wrong with having a pump. You don't need four.

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They put four to five in a medium. So you can

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ask to put whatever you want. This is exactly

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what I did when I was traveling because I drink

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protein coffee every day. And I knew. going through

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security. I couldn't make my protein coffee before

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I left at the airport. So I went through security

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and then I went to Starbucks and I got myself

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a double espresso in a venti cup with ice. And

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I went to one of the little stands and I bought

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my core, they had core protein shakes. So I bought

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a few of them, threw them in my carry on and

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I made myself protein coffee and then that at

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the airport. And then I had also packed people.

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You can judge me. I use instant coffee for my.

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For my protein coffee. Oh, I love instant coffee.

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I bought the Tim Hortons iced coffee, instant

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coffee, because it mixes with tap water. So I

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put a bunch in a baggie and I took it with me

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on my trip. So then in my hotel room, I took

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out my baggie of instant coffee, put my water

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in, put my core proteins that I bought at the

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airport, and I had my protein coffee every day.

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Easy peasy. And I buy... I was going to say Nespresso

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and that's not right. But that like that espresso

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brand that you can get at our grocery stores

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here. Yes. Maybe it's Nespresso. Maybe I'm. I

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think it is. Okay. It is Nespresso. Yeah. Maybe.

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I don't know. But I basically buy their instant

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espresso powder because exact same thing you're

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saying. Like it's so much easier for iced lattes

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that way and iced coffees. But ding, ding, ding.

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Your hack is genius. And this is exactly the

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same hack I do. I put a protein shake in my car.

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I go to Starbucks and I order. I order two espresso

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shots in a venti glass with ice and extra room.

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I get one pump of syrup because I like to have

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pecan syrup. It is what it is. I get one pump

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of syrup and then they laugh at me every time

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they give me this giant cup with little espresso

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at the bottom and a straw. And then I dump my

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entire protein shake. A venti cup will fit an

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entire premier protein shake. And now I have

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a 30 gram of protein coffee. for 130 calories

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it's probably closer to 150 you add in that one

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pump of syrup but it's well below what it should

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be and it matches almost perfectly to the 30

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grams of protein i'm getting um because calories

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are absolutely well below what they should be

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for 30 grams of protein and it costs me next

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to nothing because i'm not getting a fancy artisan

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drink i'm getting lots of espresso yeah could

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do it and you could do this at any coffee shop

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i can almost guarantee you right So it begs the

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question, like, will I be doing these protein

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drinks? I don't think that they're as convenient

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as people think they are. Like, I love the idea

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of like I'm running work or I'm at an airport.

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But like, I think you and I just proved like

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we still pack our own stuff and have just as

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much convenience. Like I bring shakes on my cruise

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and I made protein coffee in the morning. Right.

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It's not that it's not as complicated as people

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think it is to pack. to pack your stuff and to

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just do it yourself. It takes a little bit more

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thought and maybe a little bit more planning,

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but it's not hard or complicated. It was super

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easy for me to make my protein coffees. I just

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had to think ahead a little bit, pack my baggie

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of instant coffee, grab my protein shakes at

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the airport, grab a couple, throw them in my

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carry -on, and I had my protein coffee every

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morning. It wasn't hard. Done deal. And so that's,

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for me... I love, I love to see brands moving

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in this direction. Like I'm not trying to be

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like, damn, how dare they? I love that they're

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moving in this direction. I will give Starbucks

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credit that I think they brought out like a lot

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of higher protein food faster. My big issue is

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they're not working on the calorie side. They're

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jumping on the protein bandwagon with not, but

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they don't understand the protein bandwagon where

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it's like, yes, we do want protein, but we want.

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healthy protein. We don't want to have 24 grams

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of protein with 400 calories. It takes away from

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the whole point of trying to have your healthy

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beverage. If, yeah, okay, like you said, I'm

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getting great. I'm getting a huge thing of protein.

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But if you're then canceling it out by adding

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a shit ton of fat or a shit ton of sugar, what's

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the point? Yeah. And so I'd love to see Starbucks

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specifically just because it's right. I say it

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because it's right on the corner and I've just

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been going there a lot. I really want to see

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them work on their calories because I think their

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breakfast sandwiches are stupidly insane. And

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it would be great to have like I think food is

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a harder thing to get when you're on the go.

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I think the protein coffee drinks like they're

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they're easy enough for us as bariatric patients

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to pack and bring. But I don't always want to

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be drinking calories. So I really would love

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to see more fast food chains work on. high protein,

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low calorie options. I don't want to eat the

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same spinach and feta wrap from Starbucks every

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single time. It's not that high. It's not as

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good as it could be. And egg bites, like you

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just get tired of those egg bites after a while.

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And again, they're not even that fantastic macros

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either. Like when I was at Starbucks traveling

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and I needed some food before the plane, I was

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looking and I ended up getting the turkey bacon

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egg white breakfast sandwich, but same thing.

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I had to get that twice because limited options.

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And I was like, oh, get egg bites. But the calories

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on them are significantly higher than what you

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think they would be. Or like the turkey bacon

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egg white sandwich on an English muffin is better

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macros than egg bites. Yes. So the egg, like

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the bacon egg bites. The bacon egg white has

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320 calories. Yeah. The egg white one, yes, has

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170 calories, but it's only got 12 grams of protein,

00:21:03.000 --> 00:21:06.099
guys. Like that's not, but basically there's

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nothing in there but the egg whites because one

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large egg is six grams of protein. So you could

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have two hard boiled eggs for the same protein

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that you do in these egg bites. Like they're

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not spectacular. The potato one, which is my

00:21:18.569 --> 00:21:22.349
favorite, is 210 calories for 12 grams of protein.

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Like there's nothing at Starbucks that I'm blown

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away with that I think is great. And it's a shame

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because I need fast convenience. Like I need,

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I will say the spinach and feta is the closest

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to probably best macros you'll get. 290 calories,

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20 grams of protein. Probably the closest. Now

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I do like the bacon one as well. The egg white

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turkey bacon, it's 230 calories, but it's only

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17 grams of protein. So like it's could be higher.

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Nothing else works because they're all almost

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400 calories for everything else. So here's my

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hack for Starbucks. Yep. I don't get any of their

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breakfast food. I get the jalapeno chicken pocket.

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Okay. Now I haven't tried that yet. No, but it's

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200 calories. 12 grams of protein. Again, not

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fantastic, but when I'm in a hurry and I just

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need something, it's small, it's compact, it

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has protein, it's got low sugar, it's got 200

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calories I can swallow and deal with. Right.

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That's what I get instead of breakfast because

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I just don't find their breakfasts good. Fair.

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I agree. There's very, very limited options and

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I really wish they would have some. better choices

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and like I have to I haven't tried that yet I

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looked at it yesterday yesterday and I debated

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it um but yeah I mean there's obviously better

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options than other like some things are better

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than others for sure and there's some things

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that yeah you know you you can make it work but

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overall not the best not the best choice no so

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and like it's okay though like we're not shaming

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anybody no I did it twice while I was traveling

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Starbucks I have to make the best you can do

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like especially with traveling for work a lot

00:23:10.400 --> 00:23:12.640
of these airports or conference locations or

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hotels have nothing but Starbucks so you do the

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best you can do like the oatmeal is not that

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bad sometimes I just get the oatmeal because

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you know it's got yeah protein and carbs and

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you can put your premier protein shake in your

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oatmeal and mix it up and away you go um what

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are some of your favorite like fast food kind

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of hacks like now that We touched on this like

00:23:32.420 --> 00:23:34.839
so early in the podcast that I think both of

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us just weren't using fast food as much. Correct.

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Not that it's a massive staple in our life, but

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I think over the last couple of months with our

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trips, our road trips, our travels, our work

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trips, we've started to embrace fast food more.

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I think we now actually have some good, good

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hacks and things. And we've had our listeners

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give us good hacks that we've tried and tested

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and think are great. Let's round robin it. I'll

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start with you. Do you have a good one you want

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to share? I think the big one is whenever I go

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somewhere like with the family, so like Subway,

00:24:07.039 --> 00:24:09.359
let's say Subway or Pita Pit, I always go to

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the salad. The odd time at... Subway, I'll do

00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:16.240
one of their flatbreads, but I'll get the six

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inch. But typically the bread fills me up really

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fast. So I typically do the salad and then I'll

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do extra protein. And that salad will last me

00:24:26.059 --> 00:24:27.960
a couple meals. Like that's not one meal. So

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that's nice because I can divide it up. I pop

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it in the fridge. I don't get any dressing on

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it. I don't get any sauce on it. I use my roasted

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red pepper dip pack for my dressings a lot. But

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I'll always do that. I'll go to the salad option

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and I'll always double up on protein. I think

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that's the big one. We're kind of lucky in that

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sense because we live in such a small town. We

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don't have a lot of fast food options. Yeah,

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I love that. Yeah, so we don't get it much. If

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my family's doing pizza, which we... don't do

00:25:02.400 --> 00:25:05.880
as often um i make a pizza bowl like i do a cottage

00:25:05.880 --> 00:25:08.039
cheese pizza bowl instead so i still feel like

00:25:08.039 --> 00:25:10.019
i'm getting yeah i still feel like i'm getting

00:25:10.019 --> 00:25:13.680
the the pizza vibe and i'm not missing out right

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i'm not having like fomo because i'm sitting

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there with my carrots while they're having people

00:25:18.099 --> 00:25:21.079
having pizza um so i think it's just finding

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finding little swap outs so that you can still

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do it chicken nuggets are the go -to at mcdonald's

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um just finding the higher protein options and

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then for me it's the options with less carb less

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bread not because it's bad it just because it

00:25:35.529 --> 00:25:37.809
fills me up so fast that then I typically don't

00:25:37.809 --> 00:25:40.490
hit my protein because I'm so full from the bread

00:25:40.490 --> 00:25:45.170
piece yeah and I like man I miss pizza but I

00:25:45.170 --> 00:25:47.549
find ways to have it like I have the flavors

00:25:47.549 --> 00:25:49.670
and things I do the cottage cheese bowl like

00:25:49.670 --> 00:25:52.730
you mentioned I um I want to do the subway hack

00:25:52.730 --> 00:25:55.059
of getting the The meatballs, you can actually

00:25:55.059 --> 00:25:57.240
go and just get the meatballs from the meatball

00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:00.000
sub. Yes, haven't done that yet either. I think

00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:02.039
that would crave, like curb my craving, getting

00:26:02.039 --> 00:26:04.460
a little marinara sauce on there. Oh, chef's

00:26:04.460 --> 00:26:07.279
kiss. Everybody knows I make nachos. Like that

00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:09.279
is my comfort meal. That helps with the pizza

00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:11.940
craving. But I make, you know, high protein nachos

00:26:11.940 --> 00:26:15.240
and I put a ton of shredded chicken and I mix

00:26:15.240 --> 00:26:17.920
Greek yogurt. And that's not a fast food hack.

00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:19.920
So I'm going to get off that topic. But I love

00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:22.640
your hacks for Starbucks. I think I agree. The

00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:24.720
reason the bread sits. weird with people from

00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:27.619
there is you should look this up but um people

00:26:27.619 --> 00:26:30.359
listeners not you Steph but they were sued in

00:26:30.359 --> 00:26:32.779
Ireland for how much sugar is in their bread

00:26:32.779 --> 00:26:35.119
and it's called bread in Ireland it needs to

00:26:35.119 --> 00:26:38.019
be called cake so a lot of people here have talked

00:26:38.019 --> 00:26:39.440
to me and said the same thing like there's something

00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:41.500
about Starbucks or Subway it just doesn't sit

00:26:41.500 --> 00:26:44.680
well yeah there's a metric ton of sugar in their

00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:47.720
breads guys so yeah if you can't eat Subway it's

00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:50.539
not you it's like Their bread is not great. So

00:26:50.539 --> 00:26:52.799
I love the salad hack. I definitely want to do

00:26:52.799 --> 00:26:57.359
the meatball hack. I think my first hack for

00:26:57.359 --> 00:27:00.420
people is going to be Moxie's. Weird. I know.

00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:05.019
Hang in there with me. Moxie's has great appetizers

00:27:05.019 --> 00:27:08.829
and they have this one appetizer that is. Tiny

00:27:08.829 --> 00:27:11.309
Tuna Tacos. I just, first of all, love saying

00:27:11.309 --> 00:27:14.410
that. Nice. Tiny Tuna Tacos. I'm obsessed with

00:27:14.410 --> 00:27:16.769
ahi tuna. I can't help it. I can't get enough

00:27:16.769 --> 00:27:18.750
of it. I eat it all the time. It's just like

00:27:18.750 --> 00:27:22.470
a crippling weakness. And sometimes you're tired

00:27:22.470 --> 00:27:24.869
and you just need to order something for delivery.

00:27:25.089 --> 00:27:27.450
So they have this appetizer called Tiny Tuna

00:27:27.450 --> 00:27:30.430
Tacos and you get three. And the whole appetizer

00:27:30.430 --> 00:27:33.190
is 130 calories. And I was like, get the fuck

00:27:33.190 --> 00:27:36.789
out. It's three wontons that they fry into a

00:27:36.789 --> 00:27:40.529
taco shell that they put crushed avocado in,

00:27:40.589 --> 00:27:43.829
just avocado crushed with ahi tuna on top. And

00:27:43.829 --> 00:27:46.750
they give you this spicy sesame soy dipping sauce.

00:27:47.029 --> 00:27:50.390
It has carbs. It has protein. It has healthy

00:27:50.390 --> 00:27:53.269
fats. It keeps me super full. Now they're tiny

00:27:53.269 --> 00:27:55.210
because they're appetizers, but three is the

00:27:55.210 --> 00:27:58.619
perfect serving size for me. I'm obsessed with

00:27:58.619 --> 00:28:01.839
this. This is like when I'm tired, when I'm not

00:28:01.839 --> 00:28:04.039
feeling good, like when I just leave the house,

00:28:04.339 --> 00:28:09.460
I get the tiny tuna tacos from Moxie's. And secondary

00:28:09.460 --> 00:28:13.279
little Moxie's also sells a chimichurri steak

00:28:13.279 --> 00:28:17.960
salad that's only 430 calories. And it is so

00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:20.880
big that I eat it for two servings. Okay. But

00:28:20.880 --> 00:28:23.180
it comes with a spicy tomato vinaigrette, goat

00:28:23.180 --> 00:28:26.339
cheese salad, and steak. It gives you two meals.

00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.500
And for 430 calories, when you split that into

00:28:29.500 --> 00:28:34.619
two meals, it's a great healthy option. And the

00:28:34.619 --> 00:28:36.680
very last one from Moxie's, guys, because I'm

00:28:36.680 --> 00:28:40.319
on a kick, is their avocado with crackers. They

00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:43.940
do a smashed avocado dip. It's just fresh avocado,

00:28:44.339 --> 00:28:47.740
pico de gallo, which Steph has the mix on. I

00:28:47.740 --> 00:28:49.079
love it. And then they serve it with tortilla

00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:55.670
chips. little appetizer is I think 230 calories

00:28:55.670 --> 00:28:57.890
a serving and it's two servings of the whole

00:28:57.890 --> 00:29:01.990
thing so if you split this with someone that's

00:29:01.990 --> 00:29:04.609
that's awesome or if you got rid of the chips

00:29:04.609 --> 00:29:06.470
and stuff it comes with and you subbed it for

00:29:06.470 --> 00:29:08.529
carrots or something healthier you could cut

00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:11.569
those calories down but there's my there's my

00:29:11.569 --> 00:29:13.730
fast food hacks if you have a moxie's I think

00:29:13.730 --> 00:29:15.470
that might be a Canadian thing so I apologize

00:29:15.470 --> 00:29:18.230
but even if you don't um Applebee's for my US

00:29:18.230 --> 00:29:21.859
listeners yeah Applebee's has Chicken wonton

00:29:21.859 --> 00:29:24.240
tacos. They're basically like the tuna tacos

00:29:24.240 --> 00:29:27.259
I get here, but it's wontons with chicken and

00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:30.380
this spicy sauce. The calories are low. The protein

00:29:30.380 --> 00:29:33.099
is high. You think you get four in that one?

00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:36.519
Such a great appetizer. Highly. There's my hack.

00:29:37.140 --> 00:29:39.599
There's my hack. I love it. That sounds delicious.

00:29:39.940 --> 00:29:42.619
I know. I'm glad that we're recording this like

00:29:42.619 --> 00:29:44.579
right before lunchtime. I know. I'm so hungry

00:29:44.579 --> 00:29:49.839
right now. Okay. Another good hack for people

00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.880
is gelato is healthier than ice cream. Oh, I

00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.559
haven't gelato. I haven't had gelato in so like

00:29:56.559 --> 00:29:58.539
years. Okay. When you come visit again, I'll

00:29:58.539 --> 00:30:00.579
take you to Nani's and we'll get the kid's cup

00:30:00.579 --> 00:30:03.119
of gelato. But for those who don't know, gelato

00:30:03.119 --> 00:30:05.460
has way less sugar and way less fat than ice

00:30:05.460 --> 00:30:07.720
cream. Now, is it healthy? No, I'm not saying

00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:10.240
that this is a healthy alternative, but in the

00:30:10.240 --> 00:30:12.400
summer or anytime when you're craving ice cream,

00:30:12.460 --> 00:30:15.240
cause you will crave things again. Gelato is.

00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:19.440
Far healthier. I think it's 20 % less sugar and

00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:23.640
15 % less fat, but much less fat, much less sugar.

00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:25.759
So if you're looking for a sweet tooth, I recommend

00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:31.579
gelato. What other fast food hacks? We'll just

00:30:31.579 --> 00:30:35.799
wrap them quickly. Oh, chicken nuggets. Yep,

00:30:35.819 --> 00:30:37.700
nuggies are the go -to for McDonald's. I was

00:30:37.700 --> 00:30:40.299
driving home really late from the airport last

00:30:40.299 --> 00:30:42.380
night and was starving, so I did my nuggets.

00:30:42.980 --> 00:30:46.359
Nuggets? They're not bad. They're not the best

00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:48.259
macros, but like guys, we're talking like in

00:30:48.259 --> 00:30:49.400
a pinch, right? We're not talking about stuff

00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:52.099
you're going to do all the time. Stuff that when

00:30:52.099 --> 00:30:53.859
you're on the road, when you're in a pinch, when

00:30:53.859 --> 00:30:57.660
you have no other choice, not eating this is

00:30:57.660 --> 00:31:00.559
better than not eating at all. Exactly. Yeah.

00:31:00.740 --> 00:31:02.779
Happy meals. I'll throw that in then. You did

00:31:02.779 --> 00:31:05.200
chicken nugs. Happy meals. Yeah. Happy meals.

00:31:05.259 --> 00:31:07.200
You can get apples and yogurt instead of French

00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.440
fries. And I think like the, the, the cheeseburger,

00:31:10.500 --> 00:31:11.660
I was going to say chicken burger. That'd be

00:31:11.660 --> 00:31:14.339
great. Yeah. Like the value, the value menu.

00:31:15.049 --> 00:31:17.890
The value menu items or whatever. A &W has like

00:31:17.890 --> 00:31:20.890
the buddy burger. I did that. I did that once

00:31:20.890 --> 00:31:23.950
when I was on the road. I thought I had a protein

00:31:23.950 --> 00:31:25.970
bar on me. I didn't. I was starving. I had like

00:31:25.970 --> 00:31:28.009
an hour and a bit left in my drive. So the buddy

00:31:28.009 --> 00:31:30.109
burger. And I just took I took half the bun off.

00:31:30.250 --> 00:31:32.450
I took the top of the bun off. Yeah. And I just

00:31:32.450 --> 00:31:34.730
ate it like an open face with the bottom. Great

00:31:34.730 --> 00:31:37.930
hack. And it has fried onions on it. So hello.

00:31:38.650 --> 00:31:42.069
And happy meals are like 310 to 350 calories,

00:31:42.210 --> 00:31:46.410
guys. So like. Go nuts. Buddy burger. A &W has

00:31:46.410 --> 00:31:48.390
one of the lowest calorie chicken burgers. So

00:31:48.390 --> 00:31:50.950
if you get just their actual chicken burger,

00:31:51.109 --> 00:31:53.130
it's four hundred and ten calories for the whole

00:31:53.130 --> 00:31:55.730
burger. Now, again, we're not saying that that's

00:31:55.730 --> 00:31:58.450
super healthy, but compared, I'm pretty sure

00:31:58.450 --> 00:32:00.349
the chicken burger from Burger King is nine hundred.

00:32:00.470 --> 00:32:03.029
And I think. Oh, wow. Donald's is eight something

00:32:03.029 --> 00:32:05.609
because their mayo and stuff is way worse. Like

00:32:05.609 --> 00:32:08.390
in Canada, like A &W is a Canadian brand. They

00:32:08.390 --> 00:32:10.430
use different stuff. So if you actually take

00:32:10.430 --> 00:32:12.809
the mayo off the chubby chicken burger, I think.

00:32:13.390 --> 00:32:17.289
300 calories too that's insane it is one of the

00:32:17.289 --> 00:32:19.670
lowest calorie chicken burgers if you're in a

00:32:19.670 --> 00:32:23.009
pinch um happy meals i think happy meals are

00:32:23.009 --> 00:32:25.589
like an exceptional in a pinch need something

00:32:25.589 --> 00:32:29.130
i agree and you get a little bit of everything

00:32:29.130 --> 00:32:31.509
you can have yeah and you've got yogurt in there

00:32:31.509 --> 00:32:36.049
you can have apple slices yeah So many different

00:32:36.049 --> 00:32:37.990
options that you can swap out. And that's the

00:32:37.990 --> 00:32:40.589
thing, right? I think, I think it's just really

00:32:40.589 --> 00:32:44.509
paying attention to where can I do easy little

00:32:44.509 --> 00:32:48.150
swap outs that it adds up, right? The more you

00:32:48.150 --> 00:32:50.170
do them, the more you do these little swaps,

00:32:50.210 --> 00:32:52.450
it adds up more than you think. So I think that's,

00:32:52.450 --> 00:32:54.349
it helps. That's the big thing too. We're not

00:32:54.349 --> 00:32:56.690
saying don't have it. Oh my gosh. Yes. Yeah.

00:32:56.890 --> 00:33:01.809
Find little tweaks. No. Yeah. Listen. Okay. So

00:33:01.809 --> 00:33:06.000
I'm not, you're craving a donut. Oh, the donuts.

00:33:06.700 --> 00:33:09.180
You want something super sweet, right? That's

00:33:09.180 --> 00:33:11.319
a hard thing to find because sweets are over

00:33:11.319 --> 00:33:14.900
the top. Here's Starbucks, okay? Starbucks, get

00:33:14.900 --> 00:33:18.940
a cake pop. Cake pops are 130 to 150 calories.

00:33:19.059 --> 00:33:21.059
Now, this is not something you're doing every

00:33:21.059 --> 00:33:23.559
day. This is a, I'm on my period or I'm just

00:33:23.559 --> 00:33:25.559
having a day or everybody's having cake. It's

00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:27.440
Thanksgiving. Everybody's going to have pie.

00:33:27.559 --> 00:33:32.400
I want something. A cake pop is, let's say, 130

00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:36.289
calories for... The raccoon cake pop. It's got

00:33:36.289 --> 00:33:39.549
15 grams of sugar, slightly over the 10. Yeah,

00:33:39.710 --> 00:33:44.109
but not bad, but not worse. Sugar, one gram of

00:33:44.109 --> 00:33:48.750
protein. Yeah. And four grams of fat. So if you're

00:33:48.750 --> 00:33:51.029
craving because everybody's over and they're

00:33:51.029 --> 00:33:54.109
bringing desserts or, you know, it's your mom's

00:33:54.109 --> 00:33:56.029
making apple crumble and you're like, good God,

00:33:56.150 --> 00:33:58.829
I need a treat. And you're on the road like you're

00:33:58.829 --> 00:34:01.690
in a hurry. The cake pop. Don't get a slice of

00:34:01.690 --> 00:34:04.099
bread. Don't get it like donuts or. three to

00:34:04.099 --> 00:34:07.700
400 calories. The bread, all those breads at

00:34:07.700 --> 00:34:09.480
Starbucks, like the banana bread, the lemon loaf,

00:34:09.539 --> 00:34:12.340
they're 400 plus calories. Yeah. Walk away. And

00:34:12.340 --> 00:34:15.039
I know about it because I was at, I was out traveling

00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:16.980
with friends. We were staying at our hotel. It

00:34:16.980 --> 00:34:19.239
had a Starbucks. They were all getting like the

00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:21.460
oat cakes and this and that and the cookies.

00:34:21.619 --> 00:34:23.719
And I was like, yeah. And so I started looking

00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:25.380
it up and I went, Oh, that's strawberry cake

00:34:25.380 --> 00:34:27.780
pop. Look how pretty. And it's nice and big.

00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:31.360
And I was like, Oh, 140 calories, 14 grams of

00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:33.869
sugar. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. And it was

00:34:33.869 --> 00:34:36.530
great. It was such a nice treat. I don't feel

00:34:36.530 --> 00:34:39.130
bad about it. It fit in my day's calorie count.

00:34:39.250 --> 00:34:42.469
So download the apps. That's going to be my advice

00:34:42.469 --> 00:34:44.610
as we wrap up this episode. Download the apps.

00:34:44.690 --> 00:34:47.989
Look at the nutrition. Don't not eat. We want

00:34:47.989 --> 00:34:50.510
you to eat. No. Just try to find like what makes

00:34:50.510 --> 00:34:53.630
the most sense. A happy meal. A cake pop. You

00:34:53.630 --> 00:34:55.989
know, maybe the breakfast suck. The breakfast

00:34:55.989 --> 00:34:59.329
suck at Starbucks. Go anywhere else. Just avoid

00:34:59.329 --> 00:35:01.960
that one. The McDonald's has way better breakfast.

00:35:02.059 --> 00:35:03.860
The breakfast burritos at McDonald's are way

00:35:03.860 --> 00:35:06.960
lower calorie and have better breakfast. They're

00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:10.820
so good. So download the apps and just start

00:35:10.820 --> 00:35:13.380
looking through and find what makes the most

00:35:13.380 --> 00:35:16.059
sense for you. But almost every single fast food

00:35:16.059 --> 00:35:17.780
chain has something that you can hack and put

00:35:17.780 --> 00:35:19.940
together. And it is going to become part of your

00:35:19.940 --> 00:35:23.099
life. It is a staple. And like Steph said, my

00:35:23.099 --> 00:35:25.440
advice is I'd rather you eat than not eat. And

00:35:25.440 --> 00:35:27.500
you can absolutely at these restaurants find

00:35:27.500 --> 00:35:30.599
things that work. Yep. You just have to, you

00:35:30.599 --> 00:35:32.280
just have to take, like I said, even with the

00:35:32.280 --> 00:35:34.559
things like making your own protein coffee and

00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:36.199
all of that thing, it just takes a little bit

00:35:36.199 --> 00:35:38.480
more time and planning up front, but you figure

00:35:38.480 --> 00:35:40.500
it out. Like once you do it a couple of times,

00:35:40.679 --> 00:35:44.599
you know, you learn. So just give yourself a

00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.360
little bit of extra time. Don't panic. It just

00:35:47.360 --> 00:35:49.599
takes a little bit of research and a little bit

00:35:49.599 --> 00:35:51.860
of practice and then it becomes no big deal.

00:35:52.099 --> 00:35:54.579
And just don't like, don't beat yourself up over

00:35:54.579 --> 00:35:57.420
stuff. It's not a big deal. It's like when you

00:35:57.420 --> 00:36:00.760
go on vacation. And you just don't worry about,

00:36:00.860 --> 00:36:02.679
yeah, you still think about it, but don't beat

00:36:02.679 --> 00:36:04.920
yourself up when you're on vacation because you

00:36:04.920 --> 00:36:07.760
had a couple, I don't know, if you're a drinker,

00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.199
you had a couple drinks or you had some dessert

00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:11.760
or you had a couple extra tacos. It is what it

00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:14.800
is. You do what you got to do and you move on.

00:36:15.099 --> 00:36:18.039
You're not off the wagon. No. Yeah, you're not

00:36:18.039 --> 00:36:20.519
off the wagon and we all do it. And if people...

00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:22.599
want to preach that they've never touched it

00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:24.019
again and like I get it there will be people

00:36:24.019 --> 00:36:26.179
saying why would you ever ever have surgery and

00:36:26.179 --> 00:36:29.239
go eat fast food again oh well I'm a normal person

00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:33.199
yeah and it's it just happens that I I'm on a

00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:34.900
road trip or I got stuck somewhere or I'm in

00:36:34.900 --> 00:36:36.460
the middle of nowhere Nova Scotia and there's

00:36:36.460 --> 00:36:38.219
no grocery store and I have no choice but to

00:36:38.219 --> 00:36:41.380
go eat from this truck right like it's going

00:36:41.380 --> 00:36:43.360
to happen we're not saying it's an everyday thing

00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:46.309
for us but sure some people never ever touch

00:36:46.309 --> 00:36:48.469
fast food again and like hats off to them and

00:36:48.469 --> 00:36:51.769
i i work to have it far less than i ever would

00:36:51.769 --> 00:36:55.210
in my day -to -day life and i now can count on

00:36:55.210 --> 00:36:57.389
one hand how often i have it versus having it

00:36:57.389 --> 00:37:00.570
daily but you're not a failure if you're going

00:37:00.570 --> 00:37:03.289
to have fast food because life is about convenience

00:37:03.289 --> 00:37:05.949
and if you travel for work or you're going like

00:37:05.949 --> 00:37:08.570
sometimes you have no choice yeah it's all about

00:37:08.570 --> 00:37:11.869
balance and finding hacks so we want to hear

00:37:11.869 --> 00:37:14.219
from you guys this was You know, are you trying

00:37:14.219 --> 00:37:15.820
the new Starbucks drinks? What do you think?

00:37:16.400 --> 00:37:18.920
If you try Tim Hortons, tell us. Is it better?

00:37:19.019 --> 00:37:20.780
Does it genuinely taste better? We'd love to

00:37:20.780 --> 00:37:23.300
know. What are your hacks when you're on a road

00:37:23.300 --> 00:37:25.800
trip or on a work trip? What are we like? Because

00:37:25.800 --> 00:37:28.019
the meatball one came from a listener. So what

00:37:28.019 --> 00:37:29.780
are we missing? Are there really cool things

00:37:29.780 --> 00:37:34.440
that we should go test and try? Sorry, go Steph.

00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:36.300
I was going to say, fill us in. If you found

00:37:36.300 --> 00:37:38.300
something, even if you've heard it and you're

00:37:38.300 --> 00:37:41.230
curious, ask us. Maybe we can go try it. And

00:37:41.230 --> 00:37:42.849
I was going to say, would you guys like us to

00:37:42.849 --> 00:37:45.369
try these? Would you like us to try hacks? Would

00:37:45.369 --> 00:37:47.730
you like us to taste test these things and tell

00:37:47.730 --> 00:37:49.889
you like, wow, they taste really great, even

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if the calories are off? Like Steph and I would

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be more than happy to taste these things, too.

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So send us your favorite hacks, your favorite

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fast food finds. Let us know if you've tried

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the Starbucks or Tim Hortons drinks and then

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let us know if we should start. a series where

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we taste test um online recipes viral hacks fast

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food stuff and tell you what they're like yeah

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i love it i'd love to do that right i'm down

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let's go i'm starving so i need to go have lunch

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but like always steph i just love getting to

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chat with you and i'm glad we're doing bi -weekly

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and we're going to fill that other week with

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lots of other stuff so respond to this episode

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and let us know what series we should start because

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that's what's going to take over the the gap

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week where there's no episode, we'll put some

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stuff on social, but love it. Like always. I

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love chatting with you, Steph. And thanks. Thanks

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guys. Thanks everybody. Bye. Bye.